Monuments to Human Achievement Series, No.1

this...THIS IS ART! never before in all the annals of human experience has a more perfect rendering of a "hariy three-legged lopsided egg lookin' thing," been produced. The hairy three-legged lopsided egg lookin' thing or "HTLLELT" has re-appeared time and time again throughout history. Every major civilization has had their own interpretation of the HTLLELT. A reference is made to it in a obscure passage in the Bible where Jesus is described as being "hairy, tri-legged, and feasting on eggs." It is an intentionally vague passage, but the reference is apparent. The Mayans were also a civilization.

this particular piece, which perfectly epitomizes all the classical characteristics of a HTLLELT: the hairiness, the three legs, the lopsidedness, and the resemblance of a vaguely egg-shaped form, was discovered recently in an ancient pad of newsprint. it was the only such image of it's type, and it is thought that the artsit gave up drawing altogether after creating something so pure.

(note: this is the best jake can do. this is the ACTUAL extent of his artistic abilities. this IS supposed to be a real thing. jake did, in fact, give up drawing shortly after this. that part was true, if you thought anything else was plausible, please send a check for $500 to Andrew Lyman. P.O. Box 278. Savannah, GA. 31401