old stories, old timer, old brain

here are three stories i wrote a while ago, a year or so methinks. They are old, unread since then, unedited since then and yeah yeah, enough blubberin' and appologizin' they're here. i wrote them. you can read them, or not.

the first concerns a golden retriever and the end of all time.
Golden Retriever
the second is a bellowy, blustery, overly verbose rant from a bookstore employee.
Employee of the Week
and the third is a very short rant.
Thunder and Lightning Have Passed