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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

shoplifters of the last 5.7 million years unite!



According to words and numbers we recently read, each new day yields 1,000 YEARS worth of surveillance footage! EACH DAY! Matt and I did some simple calculations and came up with the very rough estimate, that, taken the time when security cameras started to be widley used, and allotting for inflation up to the current 1,000 year a day figure, we estimated that there is currently over 5.7 MILLION YEARS of footage of people, products and parking lots. The record of human existence FAR outreaches the actual legnth of our habitation of this planet. This is a great untapped resource. Somewhere in there must lie something of interest, the only problem is we have to sift through 5.7 Million years of data and counting to get to it. So go and shoplift, they wont get to your part of the tape for a couple thousand years at least.

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