we're serious because we're not joking
In our campaign to crush all other online humor troupes with three word names where "team" is one of the words, we have stumbled upon these trout lickers:
TEAM tiger awesome! PSH! Don't they read our blog? Don't they know the danger they have put themselves in picking out that name way before we had thought of ours?
In a modest attempt at diplomacy we have created for TEAM Tiger Awesome, an alternate name suggestion that would not infringe in any way on our supremacy:
So it turns out that it does still EXACTLY infringe on our criteria, but it took like 6 minutes in Photoshop, so disregard it as an act of diplomacy and re-regard it as an act of WAR! HAHA! Take that TEAM Lousy Stupid!
Rudimentary attempts have been made (5 minutes ago) to contact TTA (or TLS, they have neither accepted or denied the new name) but they have yet to respond. Which means we are currently winning the war that only we know we were involved in. I knew we had it in us. Below is a copy of the communique that was dispatched to TTA's (orTLS') officers.
Start:
Greetings as well as salutations TEAM TIGER AWESOME! We discovered you hiding on the internet the other day. Well, needless to say, we were stunned, shocked, and in a state of extended disbelief. How could there POSSIBLY be another online comedy troupe possessing a three word name with one of those words being "TEAM" when we so loudly proclaimed ourselves the one and ultimate online comedy troupe of name pertaining to the aforementioned criteria.
The point is, WE are Young "TEAM" Manager. We are stunned, shocked, an in a state of extended disbelief at your blatant disregard for our supremacy. This type of comedic John Wilkes Boothery will not stand. This is a declaration of our intent, weather you like it or not, to defame your college humor tinged antics with our amazing skill.
I warn you now to be on the highest guard, for we will prove to be cunning opponents of the highest caliber. Why already we have requested to be your "friend" on Myspace. Ha! You probably fell for it hook line and sinker. What we were really doing was setting you up to become our enemy, but as of yet, Myspace does not have that option, so, FOOLS! Foiled already. Oh Team Tiger Awesome, I presumed you to be more competent than that. (note: please don't deny our friend request at this point, we would look the fool instead of you, and we haven't yet allotted for any foolishness on our part in the plan.)
So meet our challenge! It is the only option besides ignoring us. But either way, we have already heroically poked fun at your precious logo! HAHAHA! Yes, history proves that the best attacks are the ones where you have to alert the victim that they have been attacked. And that is just what we have done, just what we have done.
YTM= 1
TTA= 0
-sincerely,
Young Team Manager
TEAM tiger awesome! PSH! Don't they read our blog? Don't they know the danger they have put themselves in picking out that name way before we had thought of ours?
In a modest attempt at diplomacy we have created for TEAM Tiger Awesome, an alternate name suggestion that would not infringe in any way on our supremacy:
So it turns out that it does still EXACTLY infringe on our criteria, but it took like 6 minutes in Photoshop, so disregard it as an act of diplomacy and re-regard it as an act of WAR! HAHA! Take that TEAM Lousy Stupid!
Rudimentary attempts have been made (5 minutes ago) to contact TTA (or TLS, they have neither accepted or denied the new name) but they have yet to respond. Which means we are currently winning the war that only we know we were involved in. I knew we had it in us. Below is a copy of the communique that was dispatched to TTA's (orTLS') officers.
Start:
Greetings as well as salutations TEAM TIGER AWESOME! We discovered you hiding on the internet the other day. Well, needless to say, we were stunned, shocked, and in a state of extended disbelief. How could there POSSIBLY be another online comedy troupe possessing a three word name with one of those words being "TEAM" when we so loudly proclaimed ourselves the one and ultimate online comedy troupe of name pertaining to the aforementioned criteria.
The point is, WE are Young "TEAM" Manager. We are stunned, shocked, an in a state of extended disbelief at your blatant disregard for our supremacy. This type of comedic John Wilkes Boothery will not stand. This is a declaration of our intent, weather you like it or not, to defame your college humor tinged antics with our amazing skill.
I warn you now to be on the highest guard, for we will prove to be cunning opponents of the highest caliber. Why already we have requested to be your "friend" on Myspace. Ha! You probably fell for it hook line and sinker. What we were really doing was setting you up to become our enemy, but as of yet, Myspace does not have that option, so, FOOLS! Foiled already. Oh Team Tiger Awesome, I presumed you to be more competent than that. (note: please don't deny our friend request at this point, we would look the fool instead of you, and we haven't yet allotted for any foolishness on our part in the plan.)
So meet our challenge! It is the only option besides ignoring us. But either way, we have already heroically poked fun at your precious logo! HAHAHA! Yes, history proves that the best attacks are the ones where you have to alert the victim that they have been attacked. And that is just what we have done, just what we have done.
YTM= 1
TTA= 0
-sincerely,
Young Team Manager
posted by Al Truism at 10:14 PM
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