all explained in words I can understand

If your lives have seemed not worth living lately, it was because we were in the process of moving to Chicago. Part of that process apparently involves trying three times to get the internet set up at your new apartment and waiting a long time in between each try. We were unaware. Our humblest apologies. But fear not, because we are back! Distractions will be working hard at distracting us from making your lives enjoyable, but soon we will have thwarted all attempts at distraction, and you may go back to rejoicing non-stop at how great we are. And how great life is. In the meantime, play this game. It will distract you. Your contributions are expected and will be prominently displayed, as long as they aren't stupid.

BAND NAME GAME!
Rules: string as many band names together as you can, without modifying ANY of the words in the name.

So Far:
1. My Dying Bride of No No Means No Alternative TV on the Radio Birdmen (7)
2. Pigface to Face Down in Shitstorm Troopers of Death Church of Misery Loves Company Flow (8)
3. Reagan Youth of Today is the Day of Suffering (4)
4. Sillborn Against Me first and the Gimme Gimmes (4)
5. Ganggreen River City High on Firehouse of Pain Killer (7)
6. Examination of The The Birthday Party of Helicopters (4)
7. Codeseven Marry Three Doors Down by Law (4)