We're f'ing back! Because of this!

So we were gone, but now we're not, so you can all pull yourselves out of that downward spiral of agitation, continental breakfast, incest, and matricide you had been riding out since last week. Matt wasn't actually dead; my bad. Jake and I turned out fine; better even, and SOMEONE was cool enough to get a custom YTM© license plate! So all you people who CLAIM to be our friends; try fucking harder! In the meantime, whoever this person is, you just earned yourself a free picture of your license plate on our website. It will be viewed by tens of people, so don't commit any crimes to sabotage our good name, because we'll find ya! You probably don't even know how cool you are being every time you climb into your sweet car. Thanks for the unwavering support.

Scroll down because there's some stuff that can't be missed below. This post about being back was a bit deliquent.