up for grabs

Are you the shittiest R&B group in the world? Have you recently been thinking that you need to find a catchy and precise way of detailing exactly what you're all about? Have you been struggling to combine a reference to a roadside assistance company with the type of tender feelings and raw emotion that you traffic in on a daily basis? If you answered yes to all of these questions then you can go ahead and have this. In fact, you can have it anyway. I think it's one of the worst ideas I've ever had. I won't even care. Take it and decimate your career. If all goes well, you will never record another album...and you'll die cold and alone because you're probably a moron.

Nah, who am I kiddin? It's the geniuses that die cold and alone. Morons die comfortably in enormous mansions that they bought with all the money they made off of their soulful chart toppin' hits.